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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Facebook Epic Fail

Facebook Epic Fail

20 Hilarious Frape Rules And Ideas For Facebook Fraping

1: Changing the victim’s display picture is a must.
2: Try not put your friend in a position that he’s going to get beaten up. Unless your prepared to back him up.
3: The victim is not allowed to delete ANY comments – if this is violated, another 15 minute re-rape must be performed.
4: The victim may state he has been fraped at least 2 hours after last status has been posted.
5: The word ‘Nipples’ must be used.
6: Racist or sexist comments must be used.
7: ‘I was fraped’ is an excuse for any unwanted post or comment on any profile.
8: Changing the victims sexual orientation is a must.
9: Girlfriends or fat people are the first to target.
10: You can change password to things like ‘iamgay’ but the victim must be informed after rape.
11: Give out the victims phone number.
12: Religious views must be changed to something completely different to the victims current beliefs.
13: Political views must be changed to ‘BNP’
14: Writing frape comments on their relatives walls is forbidden – especially mothers.
15: Declare that you just ate a baby.
16: If the rape is poor and nobody even like’s a status, the victim may kick the raper in the testicals/vag.
17: Changing the victims birthday to the current day is always a laugh.
18. Asking strange questions such as ‘why did i just put a grape up my bum?’ is a great alternative status.
19. Like as many pages as possible, especially weird ones.
20. Write on these pages, make statements that are going to start arguments.





















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Monday, June 20, 2011

HALF-BLIND. Strangers Project (2011)



untitled on Flickr.



FETE DELA MUSIQUE CEBU 2011

The Terraces, Ayala Center



Pagbigyan nyo ako magpost ng picture. Pasukan na bukas eh. That was captured during our fieldtrip, isa yang wildriver sa bundok malapit sa Mt. Apo, Highest Mountain in the Philippines. Napakalamig jan, nahulog pa jan tsinelas ni Artsie. HAHAHA. gusto kong bumalik don. Nakakamiss lungs. K. No1curr.



Happy Independence Day!



June 12, 2011 - Philippines’ Independence Day



To be called “mister” when you want to be called “miss”.

To be forced to go to the men’s washroom when you know you are not a man.

To be denied proper healthcare, police assistance, or employment because people misunderstand and judge your identity as a woman

To wake up everyday and feel disgusted by your own body, feeling trapped in a biological cage and bullied by a society that will not accept abberations from the “norm”.

I wish I could give each and every transgendered individual a hug. I have huge respect for you. Because you experience the most discrimination, your fight against hate and bigotry is what fuels the LGBT agenda in the Philippines — in fact, anywhere in the world! I admit that I have to listen to more of what you have to say in order to understand you more, and in turn to make others outside of the LGBTQIAAetcetc community see how beautiful you really are.

You are a beautiful Transpinay, a woman of no equal. Don’t let anyone else say otherwise.



the green lake.

I went there last May. I thought I’d share these with you guys. Some shots are really ugly, so...

HALF-BLIND. Strangers Project (2011)

Sunday, June 19, 2011

at the ICTSI Philippine Golf Tour Eastridge Classic

We went dolphin watching! :D



Pinoy Classic- the best!

KAWIT, Cavite—Hoisting the national flag in the same town where revolutionaries proclaimed Philippine independence 113 years ago, President Benigno Aquino III promised Filipinos a country free from corruption and a nation no longer like “a paper boat drowning in a sea of lies and anomalies.”

“The time to be ashamed as Filipinos is behind us,” Mr. Aquino said in an Independence Day speech from the balcony of Emilio Aguinaldo’s mansion here.

Now a shrine, it was where the young Aguinaldo as the country’s first President unfurled the Philippine flag in 1898 and proclaimed “Filipinas is for Filipinos,” signaling the colony’s separation from Spain.

Mr. Aquino led the flag ceremony, grasping the rope tethered to the flag and vigorously pulling, until the red-blue-and-yellow banner was unfurled at the top.

In his speech that was by turns serious and light, he trumpeted the reforms his administration had launched to give Filipinos a taste of “true freedom.” He lashed out at irregularities in the past administration.

At one point, underlining the urgency of reforms, he referred to the NBA basketball finals’ rivalry between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.

“Whether you’re rooting for Dallas or Miami … we only have one sentiment as a Filipino: We don’t like the situation we’re in. There’s something better than this, and we want to achieve that.”

The wisecrack drew a few half-hearted laughs.

True freedom

Mr. Aquino was the first president in 12 years to preside over Independence Day ceremonies in Kawit. Then President Joseph Estrada did the same in 1999. Generally in the past, Freedom Day rites had been held at Manila’s Rizal Park.

Mr. Aquino cited key reforms he said had been put in place in his 12 months in office to curb corruption and poverty, introduce electoral reforms and boost tourism.

He vowed “a new chapter” in Philippine history where justice, quality and dignity would reign.

“All of these we have done to show true freedom for our countrymen. True freedom is freedom from hunger, ignorance, poverty and lack of jobs. True freedom is freedom with dignity and honor,” he said.

He specifically mentioned the approval of the Government-Owned and -Controlled Corporations’ (GOCC) Governance Act, the synchronization of the Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao elections with the May 2013 elections, expansion of the conditional cash transfer program, and the implementation of the “pocket open skies policy.”

It sounded like a preview of his July 25 State of the Nation Address before Congress.

‘Sea of lies’

Mr. Aquino acknowledged that the country’s presidents had harped on the fight against poverty in their Independence Day speeches but said the people knew why this had not been won.

“As long as the corrupt are not wiped out, the poor will remain in our midst. If we want to free our country, we must free the government and ourselves from greed,” he said.

Mr. Aquino cited alleged irregularities in a jab at the past administration of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

“To make money, they would import twice the need and leave the rice to rot in warehouses,” he said.

“The generals would be sent off with truckloads of money, but the soldiers who were in the line of fire were shod in holes-filled boots. The whole country was made to ride in a paper boat eventually to drown in a sea of lies and anomalies.”

Drawing cheers

Mr. Aquino arrived at the shrine at around 6:30 a.m. and laid a wreath at Aguinaldo’s tomb amid a shower of rose petals from two helicopters.

At 7 a.m., he appeared at the balcony with former Prime Minister Cesar Virata, who is an Aguinaldo grandnephew, and Armed Forces Chief of Staff Gen. Eduardo Oban Jr.

In his speech, delivered in Filipino, the President said he would like to believe that all Filipinos agreed that “we had sown reforms” to put a stop to the cycle where “those fighting poverty are themselves the ones causing it.”

While he had come under fire over some decisions, Mr. Aquino said he did not mind criticisms so long as his efforts produced results.

“If others think it’s a mortal sin to court ladies even though I’m a bachelor, buy a second-hand car with my own money and sing out of tune, that’s not a problem with me,” he said.

“What’s important to me is the result, not earning brownie points, not making headlines and, most especially, not clinging to power,” he added, drawing loud applause and cheers.

Mr. Aquino conceded there was still much to be done to address the lack of classrooms, hospitals and the supply of rice.

Int’l recognition

But he also said the Philippines was gaining international recognition. Proof of this was Brunei’s request for assistance on branding products and Cambodia’s invitation for the Filipinos to set up businesses there, he said.

“The time to be ashamed as Filipinos is behind us. With our heads held high, we can say we are Filipinos, capable of being helped by our government, capable of helping our countrymen and the rest of the world,” he said.

The big crowd included war veterans, students, government employees and tourists. It was the biggest in years to attend the Independence Day rites in the town, according to Kawit Mayor Reynaldo Aguinaldo, a grandson of the revolutionary leader.

People waved flags fashioned from cut-up cardboard and paper. More flags hung on the walls and facades of some stores and residences.

Children too young to appreciate history mingled with grandparents who had seen and lived it.

High school sophomore Rica Mhay Quion, 13, who was on assignment for her school paper, said she was “happy and proud” to be part of the event. She said Independence Day for her meant enjoying her rights to express her opinion freely.

Palace reception

After Kawit, Mr. Aquino hosted in Malacaסang a vin d’honneur for diplomats.

Former President Fidel V. Ramos and lawmakers were present, along with prominent businessmen.

Crowds at various parts of Rizal Park who came to attend the celebration totaled about 100,000, according to police.

Instead of tanks, heavy guns and trainer aircraft depicting the country’s modest military firepower, a fleet of yellow-colored electric tricycles rolled past Quirino Grandstand, capping a long parade of soldiers and policemen.

For Mr. Aquino, the parade of over 15 “e-trikes” was a symbol of the country’s freedom from the bondage of oil imports, and its commitment to a cleaner environment.

“When these e-trikes hit the road, it will help curb worsening pollution that destroys our environment and endangers our health,” he said in his Rizal Park speech.

He said the e-trike project, part of his Public-Private Partnership program, would put more food on the table of the country’s 3.5 million tricycle drivers.

The main stage was bedecked with indigenous fruits and vegetables—from green mangoes and bananas, to pineapples and string beans— and fish nets.

The extravagance that marked previous Independence Day parades at Rizal Park was replaced by a more humble but still festive show, kicked off by a 300-member choir from various government agencies clad in brightly hued Filipino costumes and singing the national anthem.

On the main float of the parade was a statue of a woman in a Filipino native dress holding a dove to symbolize independence.

Elsewhere, more than 100 laborers and activists accused Mr. Aquino of being a US puppet and demanded higher wages.

They attempted to march to the US Embassy, carrying an effigy of Mr. Aquino hanging on strings held by an image of Uncle Sam on a US aircraft carrier, but were blocked by riot police.

Job fair

The Rizal Park festivities included a job fair and colorful cultural dance and musical performances.

Nursing graduate Louvimin Cabanting, 21, was one of those who came to the job fair.

“I graduated last year but until now, I am still looking for a job,” said Cabanting, who came all the way from Isabela. “I am willing to take a job even if it is not related to my degree.”

Other graduates have the same problem.

Lovelyn Gregorio, 20, from Aklan, graduated with a degree in BS Home Technology. The job of a saleslady was on the list of positions she wanted to apply for. With reports from Jocelyn R. Uy, Maricris Irene V. Tamolang and AP

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“INITIATION: Get Accepted” A Freshmen Kick Off Party! :D

Thank you to all those who came and to the organizers who are so helpful and fun to be with, till our next event! :)

MANILA, Philippines - With a stroke of the keyboard and a click of the mouse, the lives of more than 200 children in Zamboanga have changed.

Upon seeing the plight of dozens of children from the poverty-stricken barangay of Talon-Talon in Zamboanga during one of his visits in 2010, blogger and government employee Jay Jaboneta realized something had to be done.

To get to school, elementary students have to traverse miles of water everyday in the remote village of Layag-layag.

“The taller kids wade through the chest-deep water, but the small ones really had to swim,” Jaboneta said.

Seeing what the children had to go through everyday for the sake of education prompted Jaboneta to post their story on the social networking site Facebook.

New Hope

Jaboneta’s friend, Josiah Go asked him: “Are we going to just stop at telling their story?”

In an interview for ANC’s Headstart with Karen Davila, Jaboneta said this challenge made him start the Zamboanga Funds for Little Kids.

Through the foundation, he was able to solicit funds through social networking sites to provide the children with transportation to ferry them to and from school.

And in a week’s time he was able to gather P70, 000, enough to build one boat.

The first boat, aptly named Bagong Pag-asa (New Hope), was built through the collective effort of Jaboneta and some of his friends.

Jaboneta shared that even the builders of the boat did not ask for a labor fee anymore.

Confiscated logs were also donated by the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR).

“It was really a bayanihan story,” he said.

But the boat, which can only carry 20 children at a time, is not enough for more than 200 pupils living in the area.

Jaboneta said the organization is currently working to build two more boats.

He also said the children’s parents, who happened to be seaweed farmers, help each other to provide gas money for the boat.

The farmers, according to him, can use the boat for farming but are required to set aside money for the boat’s maintenance.

Ripple effect

Not long after the founding of Zamboanga Funds for Little Kids, friends of Jaboneta in the blogosphere also shared a story similar to that of the Talon-Talon children.

He said they were able to identify a location in Ginhadap, Masbate where some pupils also have to swim in order to reach school. This gave birth to the Philippine Funds of Little Kids.

“It really creates a ripple effect,” he said.

Running for government?

Jaboneta, who is currently part of the Aquino administration’s communications group, said he has no plans of running for government in the future.

Asked why he is not using his connections in Malacanang in order to help the children, he said the people from Layag-layag are not just after dole-outs.

“Maganda talaga na may participation ng mga tao,” he said.

International recognition

Through his simple act, Jaboneta was hailed as one of Yahoo! Southeast Asia’s “7 Modern Day Pinoy Heroes” along with Commission on Audit whistleblower Heidi Mendoza, environmentalist-blogger Anna Oposa, bibliophile Tzarina Saniel, inventor Alexis Belonio, anti-human trafficking advocate Jean Enriquez and “Step Juan” founder Tomas Leonor.

Also recently, he was invited to the Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, California, USA to join a group discussion and share the inspiring success of his foundation, making him the first Filipino ever to be invited in the social networking site’s office.

“A single Facebook status can make a difference,” he said. “It can change lives.”

He also revealed that a group from the popular social networking site might come to visit the village of Layag-layag soon.

FOR THE SOURCE OF DETAILS, CLICK HERE.



CYRUS VIRUS

Ahhhh I can’t believe I get to see her perform live in 5 freakin days. Loed her from that very first episode of Hannah Montana, now I’m 20 and still a major fan, though my preferences on music has changed. Miley will always be my girl :)



one of the awesome views in the Eastridge Golf Course…




the AROG Team at work!


with the Tournament Organizers


Shhh... they are about to tee off!


Dominic interviews Juvic Pagunsan

at the ICTSI Philippine Golf Tour Eastridge Classic

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Philippines, why you so HOT?!?



Only in the Philippines.

(c) Ian Aranilla



Flying over the northern coast of Pangasinan, #Philippines (Taken with Instagram at Himpapawid/Aerospace)



Siquijor on Flickr.

I even think of naming my daughter “Rizalina” :))) 

Logan Lerman’s in the Philippines? :O Please tell me if this is true. *o*



Location : Philippines



best after swimming food ever!





Philippines, why you so HOT?!?

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Lunar Eclipse. Took this photo around 3am today.

One of the fastest growing water sports right now is stand up paddle surfing, or SUP for short. Ironically, this form of surfing actually pre-dated the modern form of surfing we know today, but has recently reemerged as a global phenomenon. Previously utilized by surfing instructors to  be able to manage large groups of students and by Waikiki surfers to take pictures of tourists learning to surf, SUP has gained popularity and has brought in leisure lovers and pro-athletes alike to give this sport a go.

Using stand up paddle boards to take pictures of tourists?! Waikiki surfers are the SMARTEST surfers alive.

So why has SUP gained so much momentum recently? Here are some of the reasons:

1. Zero Learning Curve: You can do this in the bay, river, lake or anywhere that has flat water. Not at all intimidating even for kids, women, and not-so-well-coordinated adults.


This dude seems pretty damn coordinated to me.

2. Excellent Core Work-out: More and more people are getting into this sport for the total body work-out it gives. Plus it’s a lot cheaper than Pilates or Core Kinesis.

This picture is enough to give most guys a total body work-out.

3. For the adrenaline junkies: You can ride out 1-2 feet waves or shred the 20 footers, it’s totally up to you. It’s the closest thing to tow-in surfing, minus a jetski, using your own power with a paddle instead.

STOKED.

4. Very safe: As long as you don’t decide to start ripping monster waves in half on your first day of paddle surfing, the sport is really safe, garnering one of the lowest numbers of injuries when pitted against most water sports.

5. It’s 10x easier to learn than surfing but 10x the fun.

Paddle surfing has certainly ridden the wave of success to become one of the fastest growing water sports today. If you’re in the Philippines, you could try going to places like Anilao, Subic, Batangas or even Boracay aside from the popular surfing spots like La Union to try your hand in this sport. There are a lot of websites like this one that you can visit or videos you can watch if you’re really interested in this up-and-coming sport. So what are you waiting for? Paddle on to your nearest surf spot today!

 

Sapagkat ikaw ay praning…

Ang masasabi ko lang ay….

I’m sure you’ve realized…I’m bikini crazy.