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Sunday, June 26, 2011

The designs i post here are my original designs, unless i state...



Mum and dad in the Philippines, lol. :x



I saw this commercial last year while watching UCI Kababayan’s 31’st PCN. It was my favorite commercial of the night.

“If you ever need help just use the brown sauce. The amazing all-purpose Mang Tomas, boss.”

See you in a month Sydney.

Just saying. 

Honestly, they only came to us for resources.



2011.05.04  

Hemipteran

Parking lot near Palma Hall, University of the Philippines Diliman  


A friend says this is a seed bug. True?

A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.   He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?   Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
 
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.
 
“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.   A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?”
 
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
 
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don’t know crap?”
 
Then she went back to reading her book.

Relevant. Let’s try our current set of public officials, shall we?





The designs i post here are my original designs, unless i state otherwise. if you want to have a copy, please inform me or simply reblog. NO STEALING PLEASE!:)



The designs i post here are my original designs, unless i state otherwise. if you want to have a copy, please inform me or simply reblog. NO STEALING PLEASE!:)

Friday, June 24, 2011

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Just thinking deeply the whereabouts of these people….Baguio 2005



Actress T.V. Carpio appeared in 2008’s Across the Universe and sang one of the most memorable covers in the movie of the Beatles’ “I Wanna Hold Your Hand.” Although the Beatles version was upbeat and poppy, Carpio’s version is a lot more heartfelt and soulful.

Currently, T.V. appears as Arachne on Broadway’s Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.



Do I be able to meet these people that I were with back then?



Community service that we did in Baguio for the destitute kids.

Read this article: http://globalnation.inquirer.net/4795/us-ready-to-arm-philippines

I do not have the right to speak about this topic because quite honestly, I do not know anything about it. However when I read this article- it scared the crap out of me. Although I believe this is a terrible idea, I still believe that the Philippines or Vietnam deserves the Spratly Islands. Since China and the United States are -as of right now- the major global power, I fear that this might result in a huge conflict, a war-and possibly- a deliberate nuclear attack. Maybe I’m a tad bit overreacting, however, it’s possible. China had already warned the United States to not get involved with this issue. Yes, having the United States on our side is a good thing for the Philippines- or is it?

There are probably reasons why the United States wants to help us obtain the Spratly Islands.

Maybe the United States wants our resources. Since we will have an “utang na loob” to the United States we will sell them resources for less- if we won the battle over the Spratly’s. The Philippines has a lot of resources that will help the United States economy to increase including fish, rice, oil, coal & cheap labor. The US knows how desperate we are to obtain these islands because of our economy, and maybe they are taking advantage of that.

In 1994, there was a genocide in Rwanda (a small country in Africa), the United States did not intervene with the Rwandan genocide. However, they participated in the Bosnian genocide (a small country in Europe) in 1992-95. Why did the United States not intervene with Rwanda but did in Bosnia? We were talking about this in World Cultures class, and all I could think about is that… Bosnia is rich in minerals & natural resources- they have aluminum, iron, zinc, etc. Rwanda, does not have any of those resources. The United States is currently on a war in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq & Libya- why? Because these are Middle Eastern countries with a lot of supply of oil.

We, the Filipinos, have the right to claim the islands. However, if it will cause the lives of our citizens or cause a possible war, I don’t think it’s worth it. I do not think that sending our biggest and only warship to protect the Spratly is a good idea. I do not think that the US should intervene or even help “arm” our country. It scares me to death that when China got pissed off, they will attack us.

Just a thought. 

-Richelle Manuel

 



David Choi fans in the Philippines, give him your love and support! Enjoy the show! Thanks Christine!

PI Bound. Prayers would be lovely. Soli Deo Gloria! 

“He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.” -Mark 16:15

“For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.” -Romans 1:16



Sunday, June 19, 2011

source: Ben de Jesus



Can’t imagine that Manila (Makati) will be this Beautiful at night. Napaka-romantic ng view.

T: “Maybe it’s a good thing you’re not going with your Mom to the Philippines this time since it tried to kill you last time.”
C: “And marry me off.”
T: “Yeah, who knows what else it’ll do to you?!”



Turon or Fried banana spring roll(?) #philippines #manila #foodtrip (Taken with instagram)

maglagay daw ako ng maraming pictures sa blog ko.

Ehhhh tamad akong mag upload ng pictures eh.

Kunsensiya: Nag blog kapa?

Ako: Shaddap!



Lawton Bridge at 3:30 in the morning



Philippine National Anthem - Lupang Hinirang



My family wanted to join in the celebration for the Independence Day. So, we decided, as suggested by the government, to hang a flag of the Philippines in front of our house.



“Quiapo Church”

Maynila, 2011

Ewan ko lang kung tama yang spelling ko. Feeling ko kasi ganyan ako eh. Sa una lang hyper pero pag tumagal na, nawawalan na ng gana. Minsan kasi marami kang pinagkakainteresan na bagay. Gusto mo yan, gusto mo to pero ang totoo, di mo naman talaga ang alam ang gusto mo. Nahilig ako sa cellphone kaya lahat ng klaseng cellphone na try ko na. Hindi ko man binili eh hiniram ko sa mga kaibigan. Nahilig din ako sa photography kaya ayun, bumili ako ng DSLR at halos 6 months din akong nabaliw at naaliw sa kaka picture. Lahat na lang nakahiligan ko. Pati nga pag cross stitch pinasok ko na. 

Ngayon, natitimang na naman ako. Wala na akong hilig.

Minsan kasi sa buhay gusto lang natin ng excitement. Bagong laruan, bagong damit, bag, sapatos, bagong PSP, bagong bahay or bagong pag-ibig. Pero napatunayan ko sa sarili ko na hindi pala okay ang ganito. Mas maigi pala kung alam mo talaga kung ano ang gusto mo at doon ka mag focus. Ilalaban mo to ng patanayan hanggang sa kahuli hulihan. Pero talagang mahiwaga ang utak ng tao. Sa kagustohan mong maranasan lahat, inakala mo na magiging masaya ka sa lahat. And ending tuloy, walang kahit na ano ang nakapag pa kuntento sayo.

Ningas Cogon, yan daw ang tawag sa taong laging may panandaliang aliw. At lahat ng bagay ay hindi natatapos. Di pala pwede yun sa real life? Anak ng teteng naman, makabalik na nga sa Engcantadia. Mas okay dun. Walang hassle. Walang RH Bill. Walang Ampatuan. Walang Buhay.



source: Ben de Jesus

I heard a lot about the Mall of Asia before coming to the Philippines. One of the largest malls in the world? Fantastic! However, I’m a bit let down by it.

Don’t get me wrong, there are some great things about the Mall of Asia. The fact that there is a skating rink inside is pretty fantastic. Nonetheless, in my opinion, the best part about the Mall of Asia is actually the outside, behind the mall. The mimes, food carts, bars, and view are all a million times better than the mall itself.

Justin Bieber was released from prison after 30 years (see picture) :)))))

Hottie in a Sexy Jeans

Hottie in a Sexy Jeans

Mobile Phone In Asia

at the ICTSI Philippine Golf Tour Eastridge Classic

We went dolphin watching! :D



Pinoy Classic- the best!

KAWIT, Cavite—Hoisting the national flag in the same town where revolutionaries proclaimed Philippine independence 113 years ago, President Benigno Aquino III promised Filipinos a country free from corruption and a nation no longer like “a paper boat drowning in a sea of lies and anomalies.”

“The time to be ashamed as Filipinos is behind us,” Mr. Aquino said in an Independence Day speech from the balcony of Emilio Aguinaldo’s mansion here.

Now a shrine, it was where the young Aguinaldo as the country’s first President unfurled the Philippine flag in 1898 and proclaimed “Filipinas is for Filipinos,” signaling the colony’s separation from Spain.

Mr. Aquino led the flag ceremony, grasping the rope tethered to the flag and vigorously pulling, until the red-blue-and-yellow banner was unfurled at the top.

In his speech that was by turns serious and light, he trumpeted the reforms his administration had launched to give Filipinos a taste of “true freedom.” He lashed out at irregularities in the past administration.

At one point, underlining the urgency of reforms, he referred to the NBA basketball finals’ rivalry between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.

“Whether you’re rooting for Dallas or Miami … we only have one sentiment as a Filipino: We don’t like the situation we’re in. There’s something better than this, and we want to achieve that.”

The wisecrack drew a few half-hearted laughs.

True freedom

Mr. Aquino was the first president in 12 years to preside over Independence Day ceremonies in Kawit. Then President Joseph Estrada did the same in 1999. Generally in the past, Freedom Day rites had been held at Manila’s Rizal Park.

Mr. Aquino cited key reforms he said had been put in place in his 12 months in office to curb corruption and poverty, introduce electoral reforms and boost tourism.

He vowed “a new chapter” in Philippine history where justice, quality and dignity would reign.

“All of these we have done to show true freedom for our countrymen. True freedom is freedom from hunger, ignorance, poverty and lack of jobs. True freedom is freedom with dignity and honor,” he said.

He specifically mentioned the approval of the Government-Owned and -Controlled Corporations’ (GOCC) Governance Act, the synchronization of the Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao elections with the May 2013 elections, expansion of the conditional cash transfer program, and the implementation of the “pocket open skies policy.”

It sounded like a preview of his July 25 State of the Nation Address before Congress.

‘Sea of lies’

Mr. Aquino acknowledged that the country’s presidents had harped on the fight against poverty in their Independence Day speeches but said the people knew why this had not been won.

“As long as the corrupt are not wiped out, the poor will remain in our midst. If we want to free our country, we must free the government and ourselves from greed,” he said.

Mr. Aquino cited alleged irregularities in a jab at the past administration of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

“To make money, they would import twice the need and leave the rice to rot in warehouses,” he said.

“The generals would be sent off with truckloads of money, but the soldiers who were in the line of fire were shod in holes-filled boots. The whole country was made to ride in a paper boat eventually to drown in a sea of lies and anomalies.”

Drawing cheers

Mr. Aquino arrived at the shrine at around 6:30 a.m. and laid a wreath at Aguinaldo’s tomb amid a shower of rose petals from two helicopters.

At 7 a.m., he appeared at the balcony with former Prime Minister Cesar Virata, who is an Aguinaldo grandnephew, and Armed Forces Chief of Staff Gen. Eduardo Oban Jr.

In his speech, delivered in Filipino, the President said he would like to believe that all Filipinos agreed that “we had sown reforms” to put a stop to the cycle where “those fighting poverty are themselves the ones causing it.”

While he had come under fire over some decisions, Mr. Aquino said he did not mind criticisms so long as his efforts produced results.

“If others think it’s a mortal sin to court ladies even though I’m a bachelor, buy a second-hand car with my own money and sing out of tune, that’s not a problem with me,” he said.

“What’s important to me is the result, not earning brownie points, not making headlines and, most especially, not clinging to power,” he added, drawing loud applause and cheers.

Mr. Aquino conceded there was still much to be done to address the lack of classrooms, hospitals and the supply of rice.

Int’l recognition

But he also said the Philippines was gaining international recognition. Proof of this was Brunei’s request for assistance on branding products and Cambodia’s invitation for the Filipinos to set up businesses there, he said.

“The time to be ashamed as Filipinos is behind us. With our heads held high, we can say we are Filipinos, capable of being helped by our government, capable of helping our countrymen and the rest of the world,” he said.

The big crowd included war veterans, students, government employees and tourists. It was the biggest in years to attend the Independence Day rites in the town, according to Kawit Mayor Reynaldo Aguinaldo, a grandson of the revolutionary leader.

People waved flags fashioned from cut-up cardboard and paper. More flags hung on the walls and facades of some stores and residences.

Children too young to appreciate history mingled with grandparents who had seen and lived it.

High school sophomore Rica Mhay Quion, 13, who was on assignment for her school paper, said she was “happy and proud” to be part of the event. She said Independence Day for her meant enjoying her rights to express her opinion freely.

Palace reception

After Kawit, Mr. Aquino hosted in Malacaסang a vin d’honneur for diplomats.

Former President Fidel V. Ramos and lawmakers were present, along with prominent businessmen.

Crowds at various parts of Rizal Park who came to attend the celebration totaled about 100,000, according to police.

Instead of tanks, heavy guns and trainer aircraft depicting the country’s modest military firepower, a fleet of yellow-colored electric tricycles rolled past Quirino Grandstand, capping a long parade of soldiers and policemen.

For Mr. Aquino, the parade of over 15 “e-trikes” was a symbol of the country’s freedom from the bondage of oil imports, and its commitment to a cleaner environment.

“When these e-trikes hit the road, it will help curb worsening pollution that destroys our environment and endangers our health,” he said in his Rizal Park speech.

He said the e-trike project, part of his Public-Private Partnership program, would put more food on the table of the country’s 3.5 million tricycle drivers.

The main stage was bedecked with indigenous fruits and vegetables—from green mangoes and bananas, to pineapples and string beans— and fish nets.

The extravagance that marked previous Independence Day parades at Rizal Park was replaced by a more humble but still festive show, kicked off by a 300-member choir from various government agencies clad in brightly hued Filipino costumes and singing the national anthem.

On the main float of the parade was a statue of a woman in a Filipino native dress holding a dove to symbolize independence.

Elsewhere, more than 100 laborers and activists accused Mr. Aquino of being a US puppet and demanded higher wages.

They attempted to march to the US Embassy, carrying an effigy of Mr. Aquino hanging on strings held by an image of Uncle Sam on a US aircraft carrier, but were blocked by riot police.

Job fair

The Rizal Park festivities included a job fair and colorful cultural dance and musical performances.

Nursing graduate Louvimin Cabanting, 21, was one of those who came to the job fair.

“I graduated last year but until now, I am still looking for a job,” said Cabanting, who came all the way from Isabela. “I am willing to take a job even if it is not related to my degree.”

Other graduates have the same problem.

Lovelyn Gregorio, 20, from Aklan, graduated with a degree in BS Home Technology. The job of a saleslady was on the list of positions she wanted to apply for. With reports from Jocelyn R. Uy, Maricris Irene V. Tamolang and AP

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“INITIATION: Get Accepted” A Freshmen Kick Off Party! :D

Thank you to all those who came and to the organizers who are so helpful and fun to be with, till our next event! :)

MANILA, Philippines - With a stroke of the keyboard and a click of the mouse, the lives of more than 200 children in Zamboanga have changed.

Upon seeing the plight of dozens of children from the poverty-stricken barangay of Talon-Talon in Zamboanga during one of his visits in 2010, blogger and government employee Jay Jaboneta realized something had to be done.

To get to school, elementary students have to traverse miles of water everyday in the remote village of Layag-layag.

“The taller kids wade through the chest-deep water, but the small ones really had to swim,” Jaboneta said.

Seeing what the children had to go through everyday for the sake of education prompted Jaboneta to post their story on the social networking site Facebook.

New Hope

Jaboneta’s friend, Josiah Go asked him: “Are we going to just stop at telling their story?”

In an interview for ANC’s Headstart with Karen Davila, Jaboneta said this challenge made him start the Zamboanga Funds for Little Kids.

Through the foundation, he was able to solicit funds through social networking sites to provide the children with transportation to ferry them to and from school.

And in a week’s time he was able to gather P70, 000, enough to build one boat.

The first boat, aptly named Bagong Pag-asa (New Hope), was built through the collective effort of Jaboneta and some of his friends.

Jaboneta shared that even the builders of the boat did not ask for a labor fee anymore.

Confiscated logs were also donated by the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR).

“It was really a bayanihan story,” he said.

But the boat, which can only carry 20 children at a time, is not enough for more than 200 pupils living in the area.

Jaboneta said the organization is currently working to build two more boats.

He also said the children’s parents, who happened to be seaweed farmers, help each other to provide gas money for the boat.

The farmers, according to him, can use the boat for farming but are required to set aside money for the boat’s maintenance.

Ripple effect

Not long after the founding of Zamboanga Funds for Little Kids, friends of Jaboneta in the blogosphere also shared a story similar to that of the Talon-Talon children.

He said they were able to identify a location in Ginhadap, Masbate where some pupils also have to swim in order to reach school. This gave birth to the Philippine Funds of Little Kids.

“It really creates a ripple effect,” he said.

Running for government?

Jaboneta, who is currently part of the Aquino administration’s communications group, said he has no plans of running for government in the future.

Asked why he is not using his connections in Malacanang in order to help the children, he said the people from Layag-layag are not just after dole-outs.

“Maganda talaga na may participation ng mga tao,” he said.

International recognition

Through his simple act, Jaboneta was hailed as one of Yahoo! Southeast Asia’s “7 Modern Day Pinoy Heroes” along with Commission on Audit whistleblower Heidi Mendoza, environmentalist-blogger Anna Oposa, bibliophile Tzarina Saniel, inventor Alexis Belonio, anti-human trafficking advocate Jean Enriquez and “Step Juan” founder Tomas Leonor.

Also recently, he was invited to the Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, California, USA to join a group discussion and share the inspiring success of his foundation, making him the first Filipino ever to be invited in the social networking site’s office.

“A single Facebook status can make a difference,” he said. “It can change lives.”

He also revealed that a group from the popular social networking site might come to visit the village of Layag-layag soon.

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CYRUS VIRUS

Ahhhh I can’t believe I get to see her perform live in 5 freakin days. Loed her from that very first episode of Hannah Montana, now I’m 20 and still a major fan, though my preferences on music has changed. Miley will always be my girl :)



one of the awesome views in the Eastridge Golf Course…




the AROG Team at work!


with the Tournament Organizers


Shhh... they are about to tee off!


Dominic interviews Juvic Pagunsan

at the ICTSI Philippine Golf Tour Eastridge Classic